And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, a considered and factually accurate reconstruction of the events surrounding the fateful eruption of a bloody big hill in Italy. Wait, hang on a minute…who is directing this again? Paul Anderson, you say? Hmm, on second thoughts, can I have my money back?…
emily browning
Pompeii Trailer #2
Gladiator and Games Of Thrones did the beast with two backs and look what happened! Really? Again? Well, what it already lacks in originality needs to be compensated for everywhere else. But will it?