Happy 50th Birthday Mr Pitt

Woohoo, many happy returns for the day. You may be rich, talented, handsome, famous, intelligent, a philanthropist AND sleeping with Angelina Jolie every night, but you’re still fifty and eventually, and probably before me, you’ll be dead.

Hope you had a great day. I hate you (and also love you, in a proper rugged, manly way, you understand, none of this bottom touching nonsense)

Bayona On Board to Direct World War Z Sequel

‘The Impossible’ Director is taking the helm of another Brad Pitt produced stab at the zombie universe. God help him. Still, as Yazz and The Plastic Population might be heard to say, the only way is up.