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Happy 50th Birthday Mr Pitt

Happy 50th Birthday Mr Pitt

Woohoo, many happy returns for the day. You may be rich, talented, handsome, famous, intelligent, a philanthropist AND sleeping with Angelina Jolie every night, but you’re still fifty and eventually, and probably before me, you’ll be dead.

Hope you had a great day. I hate you (and also love you, in a proper rugged, manly way, you understand, none of this bottom touching nonsense)